Laugh until you cry...

http://stufffchristianslike.blogspot.com/

Read it - it's hilarious.

It will add years to your life.

A taste you say? Sure:

"Can you forgive me blob?

I've changed. Oh, how I've changed. I never go on those moon walk bounce things anymore.

All I want is to be back with you.

All I want is for someone heavier to jump off something high and send me cascading through the air like a dove of mercy into a lake. Is that so much to ask? Can we not rebuild what we once had?"

~#324. Dear blob, a love letter.

Lizard Fears

"When you feel your lizard fears raise their wrinkled necks, instead of wrestling them with force, turn to them softly, call them by name and say gently “There, there Jorge, you do have a flair for the dramatic! Look — there is a ripe mango on that tree, go get it!”"

by Pamela Slim
http://marthabeck.com/blog/